Pink and Carey Hart are getting divorced

February 19th, 2008 // 68 Comments

Pink and Carey Hart are calling it quits on their marriage. This explains the pic of Carey Hart getting friendly with the help at Tabu Ultra. Pink’s publicist Michael Schweitzer revealed the news to People this morning:

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

Allow me to translate: Pink and Carey Hart will continue boning random strangers but now without their wedding rings on. While some might say Pink will technically be boned and not do said boning, I stand by my statement. Feel free to do the math and check your work with the Answer Key at the bottom. The Superficial: We support education.

Answer Key: X = Pink has a penis.

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  1. 80s

    But I thought Carey Hart once said to “Never Surrender.”

  2. Why be such complete and utter cnuts about the situation. God so they’ve broken up.. who deserved to have that shit said about them. Have any of you or your friends/parents ever gone through divorce? It’snot an easy thing.

    Show some humanity!

  3. Sauron

    Carey Hart must be tired of this substitute boy.Now he’s free to find himself a real man.

  4. PINKYTUSCADERO

    Her tits are too big.

  5. Randy

    Seriously…he’s a celebrity. I’m a nobody and chicks pose for pictures like this with me. Hey Stinky Pinky, get over it!

  6. meaghan

    I thought she was married to COREY heart… the “sunglasses at night” guy. This makes her way less cool.

  7. satan

    why’s her name pink again? b/c she used to have pink hair?

  8. Missystar

    Who cares?

  9. my comment

    He’s hot. Good for him.

  10. Daniel

    You know, I always figured based on the rather witty and skewed sense of humor on this site that the readers were fairly intelligent, at least most of them, but based on the pathetic little arguments that are constantly brewing over the IN TER NET, I was wrong.

    Stop this children, just stop

  11. kyra cairncross jane

    sorry pink that your not with carey hart any more but i love your songs i think that you are the best singer in the world

  12. pat russell

    does anybody have anything good to say.

  13. RBJ

    Corey,Get rid of a tatoo or two or three And keep one of the hottest women on the planet.Don`t let the brothers punk you too.

  14. RBJ

    Corey,Get rid of a tatoo or two or three And keep one of the hottest women on the planet.Don`t let the brothers punk you too.

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  16. ROB

    I just happen to see this news post looking up some old info I couldn’t remember. I know most of these post are 4 years old, and I don’t have time to read past the first page, but PINK, CAREY I feel bad people had said sh8t like this. I never read, nor give attention to the media, they never have all the info, or are even halfway right. Entertainment is a crazy business but one hell of a ride. I know both of you have already moved on to other bad publicity since this event years ago. I just couldn’t leave this with all negative comments so here is your positive one. Keep doing your thing until your just so dam old you can’t do anything at all anymore, and when that happens sit back and have someone do it for you. Pink let everyone talk sh8t about you cause while their shitting at home, we’re remixing your sh8t live in the clubs with everyone that made it. Do your thing.

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