Pink and Carey Hart are calling it quits on their marriage. This explains the pic of Carey Hart getting friendly with the help at Tabu Ultra. Pink’s publicist Michael Schweitzer revealed the news to People this morning:
“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”
Allow me to translate: Pink and Carey Hart will continue boning random strangers but now without their wedding rings on. While some might say Pink will technically be boned and not do said boning, I stand by my statement. Feel free to do the math and check your work with the Answer Key at the bottom. The Superficial: We support education.
Answer Key: X = Pink has a penis.
TS | February 19, 2008 at 11:28 am
omg FIRST!!!!!!
Big | February 19, 2008 at 11:29 am
What will the world do?
Jeremiah | February 19, 2008 at 11:32 am
Can I bone her
grunion | February 19, 2008 at 11:32 am
So Pink is single then ? (pukes in mouth)
p911gt10c | February 19, 2008 at 11:33 am
Good to see Pink back on the market. Somethin tells me she’s a freek in the bedroom.
Oh and #1, you’re a loser.
Pink | February 19, 2008 at 11:35 am
Girls, he’s all yours. One thing – he whimpers a lot in bed, now.
upset waitress | February 19, 2008 at 11:36 am
So they are parting ways and spreading their
herpeslove? Nice!Judd G | February 19, 2008 at 11:36 am
She seems to be getting better looking as time goes on…..I think I’d do her (that’s really not saying to much though)
And yes, #1 you’re a loser!
upset waitress | February 19, 2008 at 11:37 am
herpes was supposed to be striked out. Strikes don’t work in these comments I guess.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 19, 2008 at 11:38 am
I think they fought about who the man was in the relationship. Quite the opposite of Tom and Katie.
TS | February 19, 2008 at 11:38 am
Good to see p911gt10c is still a complete retard. Something tells me he’s got way more than that “one homosexual fantasy” if he thinks Pink belongs on any market other than pork bellies.
norton | February 19, 2008 at 11:39 am
As far as “pink” goes…. how can she pretend to be so hard core when her first major hit was the disco based “Get the Party Started”? Followed by such hard edged disco (literally) as “Lady Marmalade”?
It’s clear that the public is about as musically cunning as a rat turd. And apparently just as interested in the turds turned out by the music “industry”.
LadyJane | February 19, 2008 at 11:39 am
Pink rhymes with dink.
Coincedence? I think not.
Funny Videos | February 19, 2008 at 11:40 am
oh no! and I thought this was the one celebrity couple that would last! Or not! The key to staying together is not being famous!
Tits McGee | February 19, 2008 at 11:42 am
Yea! She’s gay! Maybe her and Oprah will finally get together. may-december, oreo?
sweet | February 19, 2008 at 11:42 am
Both of them should go to millionairefriends.com. This is the best singles club for millionaires and celebrities. Charlie Sheen found his match there.
Auntie Kryst | February 19, 2008 at 11:43 am
Jennifer2 did you happen to check if their profiles have been updated on dlistdouchebags.com?
Ted from LA | February 19, 2008 at 11:46 am
This is really bad news. I imagine it is even worse for people who have actually ever heard of either of them.
Anal Fistula | February 19, 2008 at 11:47 am
weird pic, fish. that’s actually the least mannish pic i’ve seen of pink in a while…you can’t even see “her” huge penis bulge
D. Richards (Grip.) | February 19, 2008 at 11:48 am
Disheartening news.
Pink and Carey were such the perfect homosexual couple.
The Office Whore | February 19, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Awwww! They’re still bff’s???
Maybe they’ll shop for ‘single and sassy’ bumper stickers together..
dude | February 19, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Re: Pink In that last pic
Damn, you could show a movie on her gums. Too much gum is a major turnoff. Like my slut sister in law, Sandy.
sneelok | February 19, 2008 at 12:11 pm
I’ve always had a weird thing for Pink. Shes a little scary but shes probably a freak in bed. I like her music, too.
Anyways, a lot of lesbians think that her marriage to Hart was just a beard. Just like Tom and Katie, but not as obvious.
pinky_nip | February 19, 2008 at 12:13 pm
She looks like the kind of person who doesn’t even have the common decency to give a reach around.
Lesbian | February 19, 2008 at 12:15 pm
FIRST BITCHES!!!! SUCK ON THAT!!!!
Miss Pritchard | February 19, 2008 at 12:15 pm
“Coincedence? I think not.”
Quite correct. It’s “coincidence.”
T.C. | February 19, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Only steers and queers come from Las Vegas, Mr. Hart, and you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
Sipowicz | February 19, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Plus which, she’s a jew. Ugly, loud, lesbian, PETA fanatic…AND killed our Savior. What’s not to like?
juniper | February 19, 2008 at 12:32 pm
what a surprise the bitch and the wigger couldnt get along!
Ted from LA | February 19, 2008 at 12:32 pm
“Plus which?” What the fuck is that? Write in your native language. We’ll figure it out. Is it difficult to imagine this woman weighing 220 pounds and in line at McDonlds with her two ugly kids?
RCA | February 19, 2008 at 12:39 pm
GOOD! Maybe now she can get back to the music that put her on the map and away from this skater punk pop shit that she’s been spittin. I’m a BIG fan of Pink…she needed to drop this clown a long time ago – it’s not like he’s been faithful!
Al Sharpton | February 19, 2008 at 12:50 pm
#30 it’s an NYC colloquialism, you left coast fag.
stephanie | February 19, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Pink is a hypocrit and I really can’t stand her. I have always said the following… so this is not just because of her picture…
She talks about “fake” girls and the fake hair and fake tans and all that.
Well guess what, Pink? You’re not natural girl. There are different types of “fake” different types of “hot.” Pink dyes her hair, wears lots of make-up, and shows off her body.
She’s no different than the girls she wines about.. she just has a different persona. Ugh, she gets on my nerves.
deaconjones | February 19, 2008 at 1:00 pm
She looks like a tranny
seriously? | February 19, 2008 at 1:21 pm
#28 – Really? You are using the “Jews killed Our Savior” line. Can we not just grow the up? The Romans killed Christ, Jesus was a Jew, and his argument was with a small group of Jews, not the entire Jewish people.
amma | February 19, 2008 at 1:25 pm
There are a couple of Pink songs I’ve liked. Yeah I get she’s a rebel and wants to separate herself out from the usual video vixens. I think that’s what she’s trying to say. Yeah she wears make-up, etc., but she’s not going under the knife. Right? Whatever, that’s cool. And I agree that she is getting better looking with age–and though she doesn’t want to be judged on that, that is the biz she is in and she has cultivated a look. Okay, blah, blah. But you know what? She is such a guy!!! A woman-man!! And as to “we’re still going to be best friends”…uh, NO YOU’RE NOT!. Never happens or only lasts until he gets a new gf who, wow, we never saw this coming—doesn’t want him hanging with his ex. BTW, the stripper he was hanging with looked totally like Pink. And there is no such thing as “the break up was mutual.”
seriously? | February 19, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Haha, amma, you sound like my ex’s fiance, who doesn’t want us to be friends anymore. And, you are right, we pretty much aren’t anymore. But I hate gender categories. So what if she seems a little more masculine than most? Why do girls or boys have to fit into neat little boxes?
james | February 19, 2008 at 1:38 pm
yeah.. two guys should’t mary in the first place anyway..
nah I’m kidding… but not about the fact that she’s really a guy.
Pontius Pilate | February 19, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Really #35, really Seriously you want to go there? I gave those hymies a choice, and washed my hands of it. How dare you impugn the Roman Empire. I should make you toss my Ceasar salad. Why don’t you go iron my tunic bitch and suck my biggus dickus!
Keeping it Real | February 19, 2008 at 1:49 pm
#33 Stephanie:
Pink was talking about permanent things like cosmetic surgery. Make up and hair dye are temporary.
seriously? | February 19, 2008 at 1:58 pm
39 – Really intelligent. FYI – I’m in seminary. We do a thing called historical criticism. Pilate was actually a very cruel leader who wouldn’t have thought twice about offing someone. More than likely, he never “washed his hands” of anything. Also, Jesus was a Jew and his opponents were a small group of people who were Jewish and had a legit problem with a man going around claiming to speak for God, not the entire Jewish people. Now, can all the racists please shut up?
redsonja1313 | February 19, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Not surprised, but was holding non to the deluison they might actuallky make getting married young and celeb-status work in thier favor.. In hindsight I see the ridiculousness of that !!!
Racer X | February 19, 2008 at 2:20 pm
She has a long torso.
null | February 19, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Tabu Ultra! lol!
man, that rules! trying to come up with a fancy stage name when you have 3 brain cells… like coming up with “pink”!
MrS | February 19, 2008 at 2:25 pm
HaH! a Year ago this week on my birthday I ran into Pink at Hyde Parke Cafe and told her I wasn’t a fan of hers. She didnt think it was too funny… lol I laughed.
Geoff | February 19, 2008 at 2:26 pm
i would like to also be placed in the “Boning” line. :-) ask me if i care she is 1/2 Jewish…she is HAWT. how many of these posters have all these pop hits & a banging body ?
Molly | February 19, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Omg there are people on here that have conversed with Jesus !!
Igottabemeeee | February 19, 2008 at 2:51 pm
And people that have conversed with Pink! Even bigger!
Tapeworm | February 19, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Look, Pink does not have a penis, it (Pink) just looks like a fucking pig. Sooooweeee, sow-lady!
CMan | February 19, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Good Job Carey, It’s to bad it took 2 years to find out she’s a lesbian. But juding by the photo of you in Vegas, you in good hands…