Pink and Carey Hart are getting divorced
Pink and Carey Hart are calling it quits on their marriage. This explains the pic of Carey Hart getting friendly with the help at Tabu Ultra. Pink’s publicist Michael Schweitzer revealed the news to People this morning:
“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”
Allow me to translate: Pink and Carey Hart will continue boning random strangers but now without their wedding rings on. While some might say Pink will technically be boned and not do said boning, I stand by my statement. Feel free to do the math and check your work with the Answer Key at the bottom. The Superficial: We support education.
Answer Key: X = Pink has a penis.