“They’re ready for you on set, Mr. Bros-”
“Just gimme a second, alright? Judi Dench naked. Judi Dench naked. Judi Dench naked…”
Quick Note: 1. Enjoy this while you can because 2. the original upload of this song was yanked down by MGM, so give the guys who made it a Like on Facebook for creating this little bit of Internet awesome that for the past six months has made me go “Judo, Judo, Motherfucking Judo” at least twice daily out loud, frightening all those around me.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet
Thank god for hat man! He saves the day!
The producers wondered why Pierce required a fluffer for the scuba scene. He’s a big star though, he gets what he wants.
Pierce knows it’s best to be hard when you apply the rubber.
You’re move, Fassbender.
How long has it been since the last contraction?
Thanks, Viagra.
Thanks tight wet suit.
Pierce: “Has it been four hours already? Maybe I should seek medical attention.”
Looks like there’s quite a bit of life in the old lion. Bravo.
Scuba suits don’t yield easily. Dude must be sporting a titanium rod.
Probably thinking about motorboating that wife of his.
What he’s wearing is actually a Spanx bodysuit and from the looks of that paunch he’s going to need another layer or two… or stand next to Jessica Simpson.
I’m seeing atleast 7 inches. For a limp dick that’s impressive.
James Pond? Can i get a hell yeah in the house!??!
Looks like he’s the newest agent, 008 inch.
This close up is egregious, unwarranted, and hilarious.
That song SUCKS donkey balls!!!!!
“See, it’s called ‘Love Punch’ because , unlike Bond, I punch people with the fist of love. Meaning my penis. It’s method acting.”
They don’t call him “Pierce” for nothing, you know…
he goes out, fights crime, then its back to the lab for more full penetration
I want to fuck him so bad!
He seems rather cocksure about this performance.
I hope this isn’t a post for the ladies!
More Skarsgard please. Not interested in old 007 penis.
Pierce, Pierce, Pierce…….even in cold water……your cup runneth over………
“Can I tell you what’s messed up about James Bond? ‘Shaken, not stirred’ will get you cold water with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.”
–Pres. Josiah Bartlet
The “ice cube down the back of the wet suit” bit never fails to go out of style.
THAT’S RIGHT! Hide your shame! Dirty ol’ bastard.
It looks like a prosthetic. The base is off point. Cant help but picture a baby dick in there somewhere. just sayin
Ok Pierce, the special effects budget has gone,. So, we just need you to float down the river on your back, and then we can complete this damn Loch Ness Monster film.
It probably is a “falsie” even though his whole body is a shaft and his head is the one-eyed monster. I met the man and I have never seen anyone so arrogant. He seems to think that he’s really something. He is a COMPLETE prick!
Good grief, do any of you know anything about how male parts react to different things??? Go back to biology class please!
They get fat when you touch em?
Is that the Golden Gun in your wet suit, or just happy to see me?
I thought it was supposed to shrink in the water….
Walk of shame.
Oh, my fucking God…you are delicious.
I always thought he was rather small…nice to know that appears to not be the case…