Hey, Pierce Brosnan? What’s Up?

June 14th, 2012 // 37 Comments

“They’re ready for you on set, Mr. Bros-”
“Just gimme a second, alright? Judi Dench naked. Judi Dench naked. Judi Dench naked…”

 

Quick Note: 1. Enjoy this while you can because 2. the original upload of this song was yanked down by MGM, so give the guys who made it a Like on Facebook for creating this little bit of Internet awesome that for the past six months has made me go “Judo, Judo, Motherfucking Judo” at least twice daily out loud, frightening all those around me.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet

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  1. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank god for hat man! He saves the day!

    • Abby Normal

      The producers wondered why Pierce required a fluffer for the scuba scene. He’s a big star though, he gets what he wants.

  2. Dick Hell

    Pierce knows it’s best to be hard when you apply the rubber.

  3. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re move, Fassbender.

  4. Nonny Moose

    Thanks, Viagra.

  5. Lemmiwinks

    Pierce: “Has it been four hours already? Maybe I should seek medical attention.”

  6. Cock Dr

    Looks like there’s quite a bit of life in the old lion. Bravo.

  7. MD2020

    Probably thinking about motorboating that wife of his.

  8. Sven Golly

    What he’s wearing is actually a Spanx bodysuit and from the looks of that paunch he’s going to need another layer or two… or stand next to Jessica Simpson.

  9. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m seeing atleast 7 inches. For a limp dick that’s impressive.

  10. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    James Pond? Can i get a hell yeah in the house!??!

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    Doctor_Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s the newest agent, 008 inch.

  12. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    This close up is egregious, unwarranted, and hilarious.

  13. Ron

    That song SUCKS donkey balls!!!!!

  14. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    “See, it’s called ‘Love Punch’ because , unlike Bond, I punch people with the fist of love. Meaning my penis. It’s method acting.”

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    GamerEdie
    Commented on this photo:

    They don’t call him “Pierce” for nothing, you know…

  16. doood

    he goes out, fights crime, then its back to the lab for more full penetration

  17. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    Cassie
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to fuck him so bad!

  18. He seems rather cocksure about this performance.

  19. MyCoworkerIsHot

    I hope this isn’t a post for the ladies!
    More Skarsgard please. Not interested in old 007 penis.

  20. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    Cowgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Pierce, Pierce, Pierce…….even in cold water……your cup runneth over………

  21. “Can I tell you what’s messed up about James Bond? ‘Shaken, not stirred’ will get you cold water with a dash of gin and dry vermouth. The reason you stir it with a special spoon is so not to chip the ice. James is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it.”
    –Pres. Josiah Bartlet

  22. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
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    The “ice cube down the back of the wet suit” bit never fails to go out of style.

  23. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT’S RIGHT! Hide your shame! Dirty ol’ bastard.

  24. Haha

    It looks like a prosthetic. The base is off point. Cant help but picture a baby dick in there somewhere. just sayin

  25. Oz Matters

    Ok Pierce, the special effects budget has gone,. So, we just need you to float down the river on your back, and then we can complete this damn Loch Ness Monster film.

  26. Oh Yeah

    It probably is a “falsie” even though his whole body is a shaft and his head is the one-eyed monster. I met the man and I have never seen anyone so arrogant. He seems to think that he’s really something. He is a COMPLETE prick!

  27. Good grief, do any of you know anything about how male parts react to different things??? Go back to biology class please!

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    Pewpsock
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the Golden Gun in your wet suit, or just happy to see me?

  29. I thought it was supposed to shrink in the water….

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    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Walk of shame.

  31. Pierce Brosnan Boner Erection Wetsuit
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, my fucking God…you are delicious.

  32. A HUGE fan

    I always thought he was rather small…nice to know that appears to not be the case…

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