“Listen, I have no idea, OK? All I know is that they were here a minute ago, Vanessa’s gone, and I really can’t afford to be any more feminine than I already am. Just send the goddam officer, will ya?”
* scratch, scratch, scratch * aww dammit, I’m all itchy in my down-below! Where’s this week’s tube of Vagisil?
“Ummmm…Three. Maybe four. Is that good or bad?”
Hey Zac, can I help you with that?
First of all I would really like to give him a hand (literally). Second of all… do people know men? We do that all the time! And then he probably sniffed his hand!
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