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  1. There’s lots of dangers in vaginas
    Some worse than worse can be
    Like snizzlelumps and crackerballs
    And pain when you must pee.
    So wrap your wang up tightly, Zac
    Be sure there are no leaks
    Because worse than catching bumblywarts
    Is what comes out at 40 weeks.

    • Not so fast Mister Publicist

      Nice story bro
      Now make your cute little poem about dudes assholes and Zac Efron will understand it.

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