There’s lots of dangers in vaginas
Some worse than worse can be
Like snizzlelumps and crackerballs
And pain when you must pee.
So wrap your wang up tightly, Zac
Be sure there are no leaks
Because worse than catching bumblywarts
Is what comes out at 40 weeks.
Nice story bro
Now make your cute little poem about dudes assholes and Zac Efron will understand it.
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Zac Efron at the premiere of Dr. Seuss' The Lorax in Hollywood. (February 19, 2012)