You are joking right? Is this the set of a PORN FILM?
This is STUPID, the outfit gives him FAKE MUSCLES … but if his muscles were really that big he would have a thicker neck.
I dunno, man. Have you ever seen John Baesdow?
The climax of the movie is an epic game of rock-paper-scissors. Superman wins because he has a backup rock in his pants.
Good God, what’s he been exposed to THIS time, Dicktonite?
There is attainable muscle mass and then there is retainable, and within a couple of months after this film wraps up people will understand exactly what I mean.
Wow! How do I get a hold of some of that “dicktonite”? My boyfriend could use some.
Mmmhmm. Thanks misters :)
Settle down Superman! Everybody knows the super bulge is a Marvel trademark
Mr. Cavill must have assistants that accompany him to the bathroom as his doctor advised him not to lift any HEAVY OBJECTS.
How would Superman even gain muscle mass on Earth? It would be like a normal person living in a world where everything had almost no weight at all. You could be the strongest person in that world and your muscles will still almost atrophy away. Never mind…
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