You remember when Ralph Wiggum thought everyone loved him because he had the key to all the locks in the prison and whatnot?
You remember how all the other kids still thought he was an idiot, but pretended he was cool anyway, just to see if a fucking pig would fly?
Yeah, I felt bad for Ralph that time; mostly just because he didn’t understand he was the butt of every joke.
This dipshit?
Not so much.
…There is always the guy in the background saying it with his stifled chuckle.
You remember when Ralph Wiggum thought everyone loved him because he had the key to all the locks in the prison and whatnot?
You remember how all the other kids still thought he was an idiot, but pretended he was cool anyway, just to see if a fucking pig would fly?
Yeah, I felt bad for Ralph that time; mostly just because he didn’t understand he was the butt of every joke.
This dipshit?
Not so much.
He’s like that one friend everybody has that can be talked into jumping off the second story, or taking a tazer shot.
move: they like me, they really like me!
move: white sinbad