Vote for Banner Girl: Round 1
this one’s almost too classy for this site.
these all suck my bushy ass beaver
second that. next round!
An attractive young woman w/ multiple pearl necklaces…. Ah, sweet double-entendre. It’s French & so it makes it all classy.
I have to say I’m impressed at how the readership is kinder to real women than to celebrities. You’d be all over that nose in a heart beat.
Easily the best one out of five.
Classy, mysterious, sensual, and womanly.
The other ones look like they are competing for a position at Hooters.
Men would know what I mean. Boys will not.
I vote for the ORIGINAL BANNER CHICK. These morons all suck.
Agreed she looks like she’s trying wayy too hard- careful girls try any harder and you might just shit yourselves
My vote goes here
You sorry ass blind bastards….#5 is the HOT CHICK. The ‘contest’ is for Banner GIRL, not Banner BOOBS.. #1 is PLAIN .. as in PLAIN UGLY, which is why she’s distracting you with pearls..what the fuck is so ‘classy’ about pearls unless they’re on a Grandma? #2 is pretty but looks like she works at Hooters, not bad if she’s competing for Hooter Chic..#3, don’t even get me started on her…how the hell she even got picked is beyond me, unless the Superficial owed someone a BIG favor…#4, the ‘leader’…. nice cleavage but nothing else… guess she’s afraid to show her face? But like most men, WHO’S LOOKING AT THE FACE WHEN TITS ARE INVOLVED??!!!
Can we add a sixth vote button for “none, they all suck” because I’m not going to vote for the least ugly
If no sixth button is added then at least have one hot girl in the mix…just one!
Wow, first time I’m actually commenting on this site. I had to, as all these suck. For the banner that is. The original is the best, the new isn’t bad, but still, it’s a very specific picture. And none of these finalist’s meet it. He needs to find a hot chick and pay for a photo session. Or bring the winner of this competition in for a real photo shoot. Either way, it doesn’t really matter. I mean, none of us comes onto this site for the banner girl (though it would be nice if we liked her). Anyways, out of this crop I pick…….No. 3. It is the only entry, of the five, with the correct profile shot. That said, although I could nit-pik them to death, truth is, I’d f*** all of them. And so would you. How do I know that? You are on this site right now, that’s how I know it.
she’s original, creative and this picture is totally beautiful!
Looks like she got dressed in her grandmother’s closet. She’s also fat. How did nobody notice that?
“WHO’S LOOKING AT THE FACE WHEN TITS ARE INVOLVED”
Meh, this is rigged. Obviously Arielle and Yvonne are the hottest and they are losing? WTF? Democracy is a sham.
#1 where’s your neck?
Traci you’re ridiculously beautiful. Got my vote.
Clearly, the only people who comment on this pics are flaming gay men.
what’s wrong with the current generic banner girl?
Wait, is this a joke? Number 1 is clearly overweight. You can see her beefy arm and barrel chest. Her boobs look laughably small compared to her gargantuan ribcage. She just looks like your average “big boned” lady. Homely and boring.
Im seriously concerned about Number 2 nose too. I actually feel bad for her, as it was likely the work of some under qualified surgeon. Whoever preformed that surgery should have their license take away.
Number 5 looks pretty good, but it’s hard to tell because that picture is wayyyy too bright. Might just be my monitor though!
4 is nothing special.
I personally like 3, and only because she’s the only one who isn’t painfully unattractive and because i can actually tell what she looks like from the picture.
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