What is the guy in the background grabbing out of his coat? A taser to fend off the crazies? A hankie for easy semen disposal? Perhaps an altoid to freshen one’s breath and make the post-coital cuddling more enjoyable.
“Yeah, that’s right. We’ll get you some drugs and go full Farrah Abraham on you.”
“You mean professionally recorded, consensual sex we’ll lie about, Leo?”
I call this the “Super Bad”.
Bless you, my son.
Yes Jonah!! Put ur finger closer to my bum-hole while you hug my nuts!!
* Bodyguard puts back the emergency dildo after seeing Leo’s grin.
Fat dude holding a camera is mentally masturbating and hoping to see Leo’s Magical and Mystical KING SLAYER!!
- Also no looking at his OWN camera…
“Fine, fine… I’ll be king of *your* world tonight…”
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Celebrity prankster Vitalii Sediuk hugging Leonardo DiCaprio at The 29h Annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival. (February 6, 2014) -Photo: Pacific Coast News