superficial

  1. Piper

    What is the guy in the background grabbing out of his coat? A taser to fend off the crazies? A hankie for easy semen disposal? Perhaps an altoid to freshen one’s breath and make the post-coital cuddling more enjoyable.

  2. JC

    “Yeah, that’s right. We’ll get you some drugs and go full Farrah Abraham on you.”
    “You mean professionally recorded, consensual sex we’ll lie about, Leo?”
    “Yes.”

  3. CrashHell

    I call this the “Super Bad”.

  4. asdf

    Bless you, my son.

  5. titty police

    Yes Jonah!! Put ur finger closer to my bum-hole while you hug my nuts!!

    * Bodyguard puts back the emergency dildo after seeing Leo’s grin.

    Fat dude holding a camera is mentally masturbating and hoping to see Leo’s Magical and Mystical KING SLAYER!!
    - Also no looking at his OWN camera…

  6. Danicat

    “Fine, fine… I’ll be king of *your* world tonight…”

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