Mark Anthony whispering: “I think Victoria’s jealous of the fact that you have a husband half your size that can be pushed down by a strong sneeze”
“Honey, you need to pull your tummy in a bit more”
Babe, there’s a pregnant reptilian behind you and I think it’s hungry, don’t look it in the eyes. I said DON’T LOOK.
+1. Exactly what I was thinking
“pssst. imma put my……um….penis? in your….uh….that place you keep trying to make me touch. ok? yeah. yeeaaahhh. you like that? you like that.”
Her spanx must be made out of chain mail.
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Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez attend Simon Fuller's Hollywood star ceremony. (May 23, 2011)