“And the Oscar goes to…”

Wow. Somebody’s either infatuated or the world of celebrity photographs has gone gone dry.

I thought this was Courtney Stodden at first…

pretty tiny tits considering that she is bending over in that one shot, such a disappointment

“These damn coin slots are always getting clogged up with quarters.”

This chick is so ugly she has to be at maximum whore to get by

Thanks for zip-tying her clothes on.

I thought it was Cameron Diaz.

“We’re gonna have to use more padding, Vanessa; you’re only a 4 on the Kardashian scale right now”

she should have stayed with zac efron. she’s looked like crap since they split