Well done Judge!
An Ode to Lindsay’s “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle” tattoo:
Twinkle, twinkle little tat…
Just now wondering where you’re at…
You’re not on the town twinkling bright.
You’re in the slammer, locked up tight.
Twinkle, twinkle little Linds…
Shame on you and your Grey Goose binge.
Stepping into your cell, what do you see?
It’s just Shaneqwa who weighs three hundred and three.
she deserved it
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I literally stopped paying attention to this whole thing because I expected to hear, "Lindsay Lohan Given 85th Chance to be a Fucking Idiot Again," but apparently the California Legal ...