He looks like a bitch.

For the amount of money these people are worth, you’d think they’d be able to find decent artists that use something other than flash art you find in Tattoo magazine.

Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.

I had that haircut. It was too gay for me.

Hey, quit ragging on him. Can’t you see by his feather face tattoos that he killed two indians?

Joan Jett is looking hottt these days.

W….T….F ?

That’s really too bad… He actually used to be semi-attractive… before he grew his hair out, knocked up tween idol and ruined his face forever, of course. Is there even space left on his body to tattoo his unborn child’s name anywhere?? Or maybe that isn’t cool enough for him…