Even the bodyguard is like “Jesus….she has pygmy legs”
Takes some specialized surgery to shorten the femur and tibia so she makes Tommy Boy look tall.
Get the Thorazine ready, and whatever you do deny every allegation that Willy Wonka makes about a kidnapping.
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Tom Cruise with a blonde mystery person who appears to have female parts at Jerry Bruckheimer's Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. (June 24, 2013) -Photo: Splash News