Tom Cruise with a mystery woman in Hvar, Croatia. (September 1, 2012)
-Photo: Fame/Flynet, WENN
What time do you knock off?
Unsurprisingly, Cruise showed the first spark of lively interest when Erazmo began reciting the evening’s specials.
CROATIAN DUDE: Escuse, meester Cruise, I just wanna say…
TOM: Put your balls in my mouth! NOW.
Nah, make it lean more towards Rosie Perez.
The accent, not the nutsack.
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