Nope, that’s not contrived at all.
Good luck Lindsey. Make sure he wears TWO condoms unless this is just an arranged media relationship stunt.
Tiger’s baby in her uterus = tiger’s $$ in her bank account. I’d bet she keeps a nice sharp needle in the condom drawer.
Woods continued, “I’d also like you to respect my privacy when you see me trolling biker bars, tattoo shops, strip clubs, and all of Idaho for skanky white women to cheat with while I’m dating Lindsay. I mean, how am I supposed to get the thrill of cheat sex if I’m not betraying someone gullible enough to publicly trust me? Plus, I’m a golfer, and if I don’t get my balls in 18 holes a day I feel like I’m not doing my job, hahahaha! And lastly, don’t give me grief about them being all white, I’m a minority of some sort so its a ‘preference’, not racism. Fore!”
the chemistry is out of control! also my gaydar is all tingly over her… interesting.
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