superficial

  1. Drunk with power off his sexual exploits, he gleans into the distance wondering just how many women he can impregnate in a 10 mile radius…

  2. DeucePickle

    I guess ladies don’t care about a receding hairline ?

  3. swalton

    And as he sneezed womans ovaries everywhere lit up, as it was written, as it will be.

  4. Crissy

    Seriously what is up with this guy that people are going crazy about? Is it me or does his head look like it does not belong to that body?

  5. EricLr

    He’s wondering how many women he can bang in a weekend.

    And the answer? Infinity.

  6. Tricky Fish

    **Sees Kelly Osbourne in the distance, feels urge to run away** ‘Dammit Skarsgard, pull yourself together! YOU. PLOW. EVERYTHING.’

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