Celebrities at Coachella in Indio, CA. (April 21-22, 2012)
Drunk with power off his sexual exploits, he gleans into the distance wondering just how many women he can impregnate in a 10 mile radius…
Hide your daughters!
I guess ladies don’t care about a receding hairline ?
this guy does NOTHING for me.
Not if you’re that hot.
he’s a well hung manwhore
And as he sneezed womans ovaries everywhere lit up, as it was written, as it will be.
Seriously what is up with this guy that people are going crazy about? Is it me or does his head look like it does not belong to that body?
Just watch True Blood, he will be the only thing you’ll dream about
He’s wondering how many women he can bang in a weekend.
And the answer? Infinity.
He’s doing the math. 72 hours, 20,000 vaginas, 1 penis…it can be done.
**Sees Kelly Osbourne in the distance, feels urge to run away** ‘Dammit Skarsgard, pull yourself together! YOU. PLOW. EVERYTHING.’
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