Samantha Slopes is allegedly Slash's other woman.
I feel like someone should report this to PETA
It took a whole leopard just to cover her left tit!
First she poses for Aerosmith’s “Get a Grip” album cover and now she’s just a Myspace Model?oh how the mighty have fallen.
Meh, she looked better in the last picture.
could you imagine how big her nipples must be? I’m thinking somewhere along the lines of the lid to the garbage can Oscar the grouch lives in.
Mooooooo…oh, excuse me “sea mooooooo”
That’s not cleavage—that’s a crack to the Earth’s core.
you don’t motorboat those, you aircraft carrier them.
LOVE the pic of the whale in there. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SITE ON THE FRIKKIN INTERNET! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET sam slopes SEE THAT ON HERE!
Dear “Like a G6″ –
That is not a whale, you douche-nozzle; it is a manitee. Christ almighty. Read a f*ucking book, not just the superficial all day long (no offense, Fish).
Personally,I would love to shoot my load between those big tits.I think a lot of you guys out there saying you wouldn’t,are either in denial or full of shit.Hell,when the lights are off and you are shooting your wad,who really gives a fuck?Let’s be honest.
I just wanted to apologize for my first post.I am a better person than that.
I am offended that a pic of a manatee was put in with the others. She may be heavy yes, but very pretty. As a bbw myself, I think that this belittlement is not necessary. I won’t be coming back to this site. If you have not been with a bigger woman don’t knock it because I have no complaints.
Wow. What a bunch of pathetic assholes you people are. Truth be told,you all probably jerk-off to her.
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