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  1. Coyote

    Calling this thing coyote ugly is an insult to coyote everywhere.

    This is with out a doubt the most disgusting thing I wish I could unsee.

    • I love that she’s posing with a camera when she’s obviously blind. Poor thing, I’ve heard eye cancer’s a bitch. At least she could trust the peeps that decorated her bathroom. I mean LOVE the wall paper, black tile, and fake wall plants. Hope she tipped them well!

  2. Me

    I’d take those cans back to the store, they’re both dented.

    • Fester

      It would seem that Dr. Frankenstein hasn’t worked all the kinks out of his boob job procedure but he’s getting better. True, his stitch work is still pretty ugly but at least in this case he didn’t leave any visible bolts protruding (yet).

  3. Steve-O

    A kid with down syndrome could have done a better boob job then this doc.. YOU CALL THOSE TITS?? this skeez needs a “extreme home makeover” to fix this shit.. get that guy from HGTV.. Holmes on Homes to help out!!! These boobs are like smashed soup cans.

  4. Hugh Gentry

    horrible tit job, but I still want to see her taking a cock.

  5. shmeemee

    where’s her ass?

  6. Wow. Just wow. Her body looks like my grandmother’s: No ass, horribly deformed tits, skanky misshapen legs with no discernible muscle tone whatsoever.

    That’s my grandma all right. And I’m 43.

  7. wetodid

    That tranny is beat! I think i threw up a little.

  8. bb's Momma

    White. (✓)
    Bleach blonde. (x)
    Pale as fuck. (✓)
    Beer gut. (✓)
    No ass. (see white) (✓)
    Puke on keyboard. (✓) (✓)

  9. bayma

    I think she paid more for the camera than for those awful tits.

  10. chlr

    i would still hit it!!!!!

  11. agirl!

    For being like 80 years old, she doesn’t look THAT bad!

  12. Chris

    As long as it still gets wet on it’s own I’d smash…

  13. Lando

    Those are some pretty terrible tits.

  14. victory

    tha ass is flatter than pita bread.

  15. Hello

    Fish Dude, the new format of this site really sucks!!!!

  16. Crabby Old Guy

    You just know that you’d have to strap a 2×4 to your fanny to prevent you from falling in while you banged her.

    No. I think I was wrong saying that. Better make it a 2×12 and maybe add a couple of safety cords just in case.

  17. Reallllyy

    So did she leak her own sex time because who honestly films themselves. She should be ashamed of herself, its sad how more mature her children then she is. What mother of 2 older girls films themselves and then leaks the video. Her children must be so embarrassed at school. Also her body is awwwfulll her tits are gross maybe with whatever money you make from this sex tape you should go get them fixed honey. Being a Jersey girl my whole life, you are an embarrassment to New Jersey.

  18. CocosGirl

    How can she even think she looks good? Botched boob job, her skeletal frame, the AWFUL botox, eyelift and every other thing she’s done to her face. I’m embarassed she lives in my county and is telling everyone her bullshit “adoption” story (no WAY. NO F-ING WAY is that true). If she was molested as a child I’m sorry. But girl get your f-ing act together for your girls and move on. You’re acting like a whore…

  19. Brenden

    I can’t be the only one to catch the fact that she’s trying to get sexual on camera with an abnormally large photo of her daughter in the background.

    Mommy loves you, sweetie.

  20. amanda

    f she wants to compete w/kendras sex tape shes gonna have to take whatever she makes on this one + go see kendras surgeon. it looks like she has breast reduction scars on blatantly fake tits, the only acceptable reason for that is if she had a double mastectomy and i doubt thats the case

  21. Mcfeely Smackup

    OMG, I’m going to be sick.

    It’s bad enough to have a chick shoving wonky cheap implants in the camera, with sewn on nipples pointing in different directions, perched on top of lumpy, wrinkled sacks of saline. but fuck, this is like if your grand mother got bad implants then wanted to show you how sexy she is.

    She hopes her tape sells as many as kendras? Uh, let’s break that down:
    1. Kendra is 40 years younger
    2. Kendra is not disgusting to look at naked
    3. kendra DOES have implants too, but hers look 10x better
    4. Kendra is a chick you actually might want to fuck yourself, this old mummy is NOT.

    She’s going to be lucky if this tape pays for that video camera she used.

  22. Peachy

    That is absolutely the worst boob job I’ve ever seen. She should sue her surgeon. If my breasts looked like that, I certainly wouldn’t be putting them on film. Remind me again why this chick is considered attractive?

  23. What a haggard bitch! No wonder all those RHNJ ladies are not friendly to her.

  24. Jay

    Why would anyone wanna have square tits beats me.

  25. Wonky old tits… eek

  26. NameGiver

    Hackjob McDroopybutt

  27. groovy poppop

    what a dirty ratt face who-oorah i still banger out tho!

  28. 12wer34

    I just threw up in my mouth a little!

  29. sam

    don’t know why, but i’d really like to do her

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