Shia LaBeouf has a history of drunken bar fights, a throwback from his days on the Even Stevens set where fists were the only law a man needed, but very rarely do we get to see video of how terribly these confrontations go for The Beef. In this particular case, an obese Canadian man ripped his shirt off and proceeded to pummel Shia into the sidewalk which resulted in him spending the rest of the night drunkenly threatening to slit the throats of anyone who came to his aid because apparently Shia LaBeouf is a pirate with a pride complex now. "Argh, don't be touching me boo-boos."