Sarah Palin Used To Snort Coke and Bang Black Dudes

Back in August, a new tell-all book claimed Sarah Palin once banged basketball player Glen Rice before turning to a life of snorting coke off drums of crude oil yet oddly left out the part where she was going to kill all "youse cock-a-roaches." Those cock-a-roaches of course being a herd of moose that wandered into her igloo or whatever the hell Alaska people live in. Hockey rinks? Who knows?
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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    What 3 things were written on her hand when this photo was taken?

    Dec 30, 2011 at 3:49 pm /  Reply /00
  2. cc

    1) remember to wear push up bra
    2) when Willow says a boy is staying over, it might involve her coming into intimate contact with a penis
    3) SarahPAC supporters deserve to be fleeced for the greater good

    Dec 30, 2011 at 4:04 pm /  Reply /00
  3. DogBoy

    nice tits for a candidate

    Dec 31, 2011 at 9:26 am /  Reply /00
  4. coffee

    I’d like to shove a cigar in her oval office

    Dec 31, 2011 at 12:29 pm /  Reply /00
  5. vitobonespur

    1. Bread
    2. Milk
    3. TV Dinners…
    3b. . Case of vodka

    Dec 31, 2011 at 3:12 pm /  Reply /00
  6. MoonBeam

    I love living in Alaska. No igloos, tho

    Dec 31, 2011 at 8:21 pm /  Reply /00

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