Sarah Palin Used To Snort Coke and Bang Black Dudes
Back in August, a new tell-all book claimed Sarah Palin once banged basketball player Glen Rice before turning to a life of snorting coke off drums of crude oil yet oddly left out the part where she was going to kill all "youse cock-a-roaches." Those cock-a-roaches of course being a herd of moose that wandered into her igloo or whatever the hell Alaska people live in. Hockey rinks? Who knows?