Arnold Schwarzenegger Knocked Up The Maid

In May, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's marriage fell apart after it was revealed Arnold had not only banged the maid, but impregnated her and made her pretend the baby was another man's. And did I mention he did this at the same exact time he knocked up Maria with their son Christopher? Because it was the same exact time he knocked up Maria with their son Christopher.
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11 Comments
  1. ludichrisspeed

    Hooray for Austrian Sons of Anarchy Bob Barker

    Dec 30, 2011 at 2:26 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Cock Dr

    Heinous.

    Dec 30, 2011 at 2:38 pm /  Reply /00
  3. LadyMoustache

    Too bad he can’t run for president. He looks like a young Ronald Reagan (i.e. 70-ish).

    Dec 30, 2011 at 10:06 pm /  Reply /00
  4. vitobonespur

    “Wait, wait, wait…I fucked who?

    Dec 31, 2011 at 2:18 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Tuppy

    “And YOU’RE next!!!”

    Jan 1, 2012 at 7:04 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Crankybitch

    What is with the chain tied to his wallet? Good look, Ahnold. Next, you’ll wear your keys on your belt.

    Jan 2, 2012 at 11:47 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Crankybitch

    Put some Pledge on it, Baby. That’s it, wipe it clean, make it shiny.

    Jan 2, 2012 at 11:50 pm /  Reply /00
  8. bimbosmakemelooksmart

    Why is grandpa dressed so nice?

    Jan 9, 2012 at 6:37 pm /  Reply /00

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