Everyone Thought Scarlett Johansson Was Pregnant
When Scarlett Johansson inexplicably rebounded with Sean Penn after divorcing Ryan Reynolds, it was seriously looking like some old man balls planted a baby in her. Turns out she was merely the latest target of the Evil Angles and Weird Shirt syndicate which is literally the excuse her publicist tried to use because why the fuck not? Getting fired's an adventure!
Wearing a cap that says “Kodak” sure didn’t help make it a Kodak Moment.
Of all the pics I saw on this site, this is the one that haunts me. How is it possible for her to look like this, then a month or so later be walking the red carpet with her usual hourglass figure and sizeable chest? Do these starlets wear fat-suits to get attention so that everyone will pay attention when they attend something? I just now realized that in 2012, I resolve to get more life than I have now so I don’t fret over these things. Ugh.
It’s called bloating it happens once a month
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