Ashlee Simpson has apparently been cursed with Satan’s tongue. This is what happens when you’re a preacher named Joe Simpson and covet thy daughter’s bosom. Or birth the spawn of Pete Wentz. Either one.
Welcome to The Superficial's latest caption gallery showcasing celebs who are flawed human beings just like you guys. As for me, I'm what they call "man gorgeous," and there's also a pretty good chance I'm a centaur. Minus the horse.