Only a real Asgardian pimp would have the velcro tear away penis flap on his battle armor…. helloooo ladies…
best one so far. hope you haven’t peaked yet!
yeah he looks super manly until you look down and… he can’t fill his pants. his crotchal area is disappointingly baggy.
“Why do you ask? Thor always keeps a squirrel in his codpiece for good luck. It is the Nordic way!”
He is so delish.
Say, who’s that behind those Foster Grants???
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