1. Only a real Asgardian pimp would have the velcro tear away penis flap on his battle armor…. helloooo ladies…

  2. jaime

    best one so far. hope you haven’t peaked yet!

  3. erstfykdhjnv

    yeah he looks super manly until you look down and… he can’t fill his pants. his crotchal area is disappointingly baggy.

  4. “Why do you ask? Thor always keeps a squirrel in his codpiece for good luck. It is the Nordic way!”

  5. D-chi

    He is so delish.

  6. Stanley Lieber

    Say, who’s that behind those Foster Grants???

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