Who will be The Superficial Banner Girl for a week?
Please people, stop voting for the photoshop disaster.
I realize you can’t see everything that’s wrong with this picture because your screen resolutions are set to BOOBSxTITS, but you could trust us when we say that this girl does not exist.
YOU COULD. Its not too late!
I’ve enthusiastically been Team Jillian with @dude, but am beginning to doubt there is such a person, or at least doubt that the incredible “sex goddess” in the pic is her – and not instead a computer manufatured creation with her head. My vote’s still up for grabs.
even if it were shopped it still gets my vote for being shopped well. i cant find one flaw in that woman, not one. if she were an upcoming celeb we’d all be posting, “i’d hit it”. all this whining is from women who only wish they were that hot. and what does a jealous pig like that do every day, hour by hour, but put down all women who ARE so beautiful. women like Jillian. irony is, in NYC there are chicks that beautiful on every street every day. and no fatasses to complain about them cos people actually walk to get places.
Who cares real or shopped. None of them are are going to Fuck you either way, So if you are going to see on of these 5, this is the best of the bunch.
Who cares if real or shopped? Seriously?? I’ll look the other way if there is some “mild” airbrushing of a real person, but there’s been an oft repeated challenge that Jillian’s picture is either (at best) severely airbrushed, or (at worst) a frankenstein creation with her head on the body of a victoria’s secret model. I think the fact that these challenges kept being made without Jillian ever stepping forward to refute them cost her a contest that was hers to loose since she started off with an 11% point over Erin that slowly faded through the entire day.
Wow this is a great side profile shot…Oh wait.
wahh wahh wahh……………..
She isn’t even hot after photoshop – why is this the winner?
She is HOT, HOT HOT!
Right, except she isn’t.
oh man she looksway edible!She”s got my vote
i’d certainly eat it :P
She has one fucked up “tan”
She is so fake, she didn’t follow the rules, and it looks like she should lay off the drugs for a while.
and yet she’s in the lead. it’s called the perfect chick. and superficial by the grace of God.
dude and Truth… you are both WAY too enthusiastic about this girl. Yeah, she’s hot… But I’m starting to think you are either both Jillian, two of her friends, or some mix of that.
hah i wish i knew her lol. nah bein the chivalrous man i am im just helpin slay what dragons come her way.. TEAM JILLIAN!!!!!!!
p.s. i think you might be Fish :)
Why do you think I’m Fish?
Shh! – you’re ruining my fun!
calling other commenters fat cows is “chivalrous”? Haters are “dragons”? Been playing too much world of warcraft in your mom’s basement? No one with a sense of the outside world says shit like, “she’s the perfect woman”, “not a flaw on her” and “sex goddess” on a banner contest image featuring pieces of various girls photoshopped and liquified together wearing shades so big you can’t even see 4/5ths of her face. She might as well have a paper bag over her head that reads, “please vote for my B-cups”. But um, fight that battle dude! Make sure you’re using the +1 mace of dragon slaying!
the banner girl is about the profile of the girls face, the girl winning right now is topless and thats the only reason, she has a very, i repeat very weak jaw, crooked nose and no cheek bones. don’t get me wrong i still find her hot but she is all kinds of wrong for the banner girl!
you’re assuming that the winning banner will use the same exact dimensions as the current banner. it’s not rocket science to move a pic around or shrink it to a thumbnail. and the trim on her panties kinda goes with the background color :)
Looks exactly like this chick ^
her face= :(. all i can focus on is her overdone nose job and ridiculous eyebrows. its not attractive nor banner girl quality. i thought the contest called for a profile type picture anyways or is it just me??
2 and 5 are nicest and classiest pictures that follow the guidelines best. 4 is a cool pic but not so nice and 1 is a lesser version of 2, while this is just classless and leaves little to the imagination.
typical jealous bitch
People please, this chick w the sunglasses is no where near hot enough to be in the finals, cant even see half her face and besides that shes only around cus shes got her shirt off, weak finish weak. Go erin, straight sexy.
I spanked the ol’ monkey to all five of these pictures, and this one made me splooge the fastest. 1 minute and 23 seconds. But she needs to lose those stupid, fugly shades. I think she should win, but cut off her head. And then ship it to me so I can skull-fuck it until those sunglasses fall off.
This JILLIAN has a 10 body, but the face ?
PUMPKIN HEAD !!!
And sunglasses can hide a multitude of Sins
I’m thinking #4 Melanie from San Diego.
Great eye make up and a dreamy look . Not crazy about the eyebrows, though !
i can’t believe i might have to look at this fucking butterface everyday.. get some taste people. god shes ugly. HELLO, LOOK AT THE NECK UP
LAWL. She’s a bobblehead.
and blah and blah and blah, you should be so lucky to be that hot you slag
Jillian’s eyes are too far apart. Hence the attempt at hiding them with the sunglasses. Meh.
I can live with the cheap hair extensions, the creepy little hands and the extensive photoshopping (she’s far from the only one, and the pic that wins will be ‘shopped, too) – but the thing I can’t get beyond is the glasses.
Wake up voters: the huge sunglasses are there to hide her disfigured face. Her eyes are on opposite sides of her head – like a salamander. If you want to look at that every day – that’s fine. But be aware of what you’re voting for: The Geico spokes-mander.
another disgruntled fugg you are
Only one who looks ‘superficial’ enough. I would be really pissed if some plain Jane, mousey brown haired bitch who took a boring spur of the moment picture won. While I still think 2 is the best pic, and 5 is the prettiest, 3 should win because….. boobs.
Hey – I’m all for boob pics, but if that’s what this is (it isn’t), let’s get it on. Of course, none of these five would make the finals.
Jillian: thanks for the boob shot. Now go get pounded by some greaseball firefighter at the ‘shore.
hmph i agree, seeing as im a fireman. myspace me jillian, im the one with the big hose (not really 100yo)
Her arms are of a midget’s proportion.
ur such an imbecile
if this chick wins i will fucking kill myself
i love you
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