Is it just me, or are his index and middle fingers on both hands really crooked? If so, this confirms that putting your fingers in a Jersey girl’s cooter is about as safe as putting them in a bear trap.
“…So there I was, with a penis in each hand and a dumb look on my face…”
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Jersey Shore star Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino performs at the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump in New York City. (March 9, 2011)