“I would drag my salt-covered pecker through miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie”
This comment originated in a 4chan thread a few months ago when Ironman 2 came out. OP pic was Scarlett Johansen and the original comment was “>personally; i’d crawl butt naked through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a wakie-talkie *green text*”
I remember that comment because, well, you don’t forgot funny shit like that
Do we have a plagiarist in our mists?
Our mists? No. Our midst? Maybe.
Plagiarism on the internet?!?!?!?!? Dear God, NO!!!!
That classifies as funny?
Oh yea, it’s from 4chan, home of retarded shit being classified as humorous.
Oh ya, well I’d clean your pecker off with my tongue, just to let her take a dump on my chest just so I can see her asshole work ;-)
eh, just wanted to point it out to Fish
midgets? Midgets IN the mist IN our midsts???
…smashes face with rock…
First of all why would your pecker be covered in salt?
Maybe it’s saltpeter.
That one’s been knocking around at least 20 years.
My dad always used to say this but he would say “I crawl ten miles through broken glass and bb’s to watch her piss in a tin can in a phone booth.” lol
Plagiarist or not, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve read on the net in a couple of months!
I’ve heard funnier shit from carrot top … Yea… my point exactly. And she has no curves, small boobs and a flat ass that looks like its not even firm. Eliptical anyone?? What’s hot about her?
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