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  1. Mercy Me

    “I would drag my salt-covered pecker through miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie”

    This comment originated in a 4chan thread a few months ago when Ironman 2 came out. OP pic was Scarlett Johansen and the original comment was “>personally; i’d crawl butt naked through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a wakie-talkie *green text*”

    I remember that comment because, well, you don’t forgot funny shit like that

    Do we have a plagiarist in our mists?

  2. Mercy Me

    *midsts*
    eh, just wanted to point it out to Fish

  3. Danklin

    First of all why would your pecker be covered in salt?

  4. ac

    That one’s been knocking around at least 20 years.

  5. Cartdaddydollaz

    My dad always used to say this but he would say “I crawl ten miles through broken glass and bb’s to watch her piss in a tin can in a phone booth.” lol

  6. craigj

    Plagiarist or not, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve read on the net in a couple of months!

  7. AnNa

    I’ve heard funnier shit from carrot top … Yea… my point exactly. And she has no curves, small boobs and a flat ass that looks like its not even firm. Eliptical anyone?? What’s hot about her?

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