The Return of Jon Hamm's Penis

Jon Hamm in Los Angeles. (October 23, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin

9 Comments
  1. Georgio

    There once was a man named John Hamm.
    Who approached and said, “Howdy ma’am.”
    His pants showed his head,
    And he motioned and said,
    “Let me slide into your clam.”

    Oct 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm /  Reply /160
  2. henry hill

    oh, now he’s just showing off!

    Oct 23, 2012 at 3:58 pm /  Reply /70
  3. Bionic_Crouton

    He just carries around the water bottle to give people a size comparison.

    Oct 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm /  Reply /110
  4. neo

    OH NO! NOT AGAIN!! It boggles the mind!! (pro tip: briefs not boxers, you Jew!!)

    Oct 23, 2012 at 5:36 pm /  Reply /11
    • TomFrank

      Whaaa? Jon Hamm is not Jewish. Where did you even get that idea?* I mean, even his last name is trayf.

      *Is it because he’s circumcised? Most American men are, Jewish or not.

      Oct 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm /  Reply /100
  5. Little Tongue

    Those trousers are so thin that you can actually tell that the dude wearing them is circumsized (and you don’t even need the zoom thingy to see it!). Boggles my mind. Seriously.

    Oct 23, 2012 at 8:44 pm /  Reply /30
  6. CuriousTroll

    Dude, please. Stop showing your dick ffs.

    Oct 24, 2012 at 2:29 am /  Reply /12
  7. cardsfan

    forget the penis…he’s a Cardinals fan!!!

    Oct 24, 2012 at 9:59 pm /  Reply /10

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