You know you are freakin’ old when you take a photo with a bunch of young chicks and you just end up looking you are their dad.

That’s an impressive line up of cleavage. They actually made Selena Gomez look like she has breasts.

Who’s the one at the back they’re desperately trying to hide?

I’ve about had it up to my eyebrows with James Franco. He’s like a booger you can’t flick off your finger. Someone please wipe him on a wall so we can do without him for a while. Like a decade.