“Snooki wants smush-smush!”
Cheetahs around the world want to sue her for misrepresenting their brand.
It must suck to look like you always have a moustache even after you shave it off.
Well, you know why brunettes are so proud of their hair color, because it matches their mustache
Why do most Italian men have moustaches? Because their mothers did.
Are those handlebars on her upper lip?
This is what would happen if 80s Madonna, a leopard, and Carnie Wilson shared a magical night together. And a test tube. There is definately a test tube involved in that equation
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Snooki: ‘My Fragrance Smells Like a Moistened Ewok, Open To Pleasure’ - 9.1.11