1. Wrong spelling of “cum” but still fucking brilliant!

  2. Cock Dr

    Thank U. Comedy justice is served.

  3. “Oh yeah, that’s my g-spot!”
    *honks bicycle horn*
    “Be careful, I’m a squirter!”
    *sprays seltzer water*

    I can do this all day, people.

  4. mike

    does a 50-man gangbang and they all show up in one volkswagen

  5. “Jerry said you’re born funny or your not, it doesn’t work like that.”

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