Said McFeely Smackup on:
The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.3.11
”HEY! You with the elephant penis neck!’
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve yelled that…
McFeely has no mercy for the old, sick or those celebs less than 100% fabulously attractive.
McFeely has no mercy
McFeely has no mercy on this site.
Of course we don’t actually know he/she.
They may be a little old lady who volunteers once a week at the local animal shelter, cradling orphaned puppies to their bosom.
Nope, when we’re talking about people who earn millions of dollars to be “pretty”, they don’t get a pass when they look like shit. They’re not curing cancer…they’re celebrities. Being a punching bag for our abuse is what they’re paid for.
+ infinity – 3.2 (low degree of difficulty)
Having a hard time deciding which leather bag is more attractive.
Elephant penis neck? That’s real nasty… She’s like 70 yrs old, you jerks! Of course she’s gonna be wrinkly!
What blog do you think you are on? This is not “The Polite”. Lighten-up.
Dammit, McFeely. I was trying to eat cereal over here; so much for a second bowl.
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