The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 35 - 24 - The Superficial

'Imagine being told, 'Sorry, we’d like to have you gargling cocks and eating jizz dribbles from a crack whore’s anus, but you’d just drag our corporate image down too far.''

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10 Comments

Ashamed

Wait. Why is Alanis Morissette in trouble?

Jul 9, 2011 at 11:35 am / Reply /00
- Brooke
  
  Whoa, yes!
  
  Jul 9, 2011 at 3:47 pm / Reply /00
Weaselmouse

I was thinking more… Katy Perry.

Jul 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm / Reply /00
- Brooke
  
  Um, no?
  
  Jul 9, 2011 at 3:46 pm / Reply /00
  - Mary Jane
    
    ROFL!
    
    Jul 9, 2011 at 5:19 pm / Reply /00
Cock Dr

Congratulations McFeely for issuing this nugget of comedy genius.

Jul 9, 2011 at 1:07 pm / Reply /00
- Mary Jane
  
  I will kiss ass too, I tip my hat to this comment.
  lol
  
  Jul 9, 2011 at 5:19 pm / Reply /00
Lemmiwinks

Charlie Sheen has some recent openings in the whore department, plus having her stand next to him in court could be a real feather in his cap at the next child custody hearing.

Jul 9, 2011 at 1:55 pm / Reply /00
Brooke

Yeah seriously. Her life is over.

Jul 9, 2011 at 3:48 pm / Reply /00
jack

improper grammar in regards to quotation usage. i thought this was a site with editors and shit

Jul 11, 2011 at 12:22 am / Reply /00

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