"OK, she’s about to sign the adoption papers. Just walk up next to her and say ‘Wow, Angi! I love how big our family is getting!’ She’ll be way too distracted to notice any difference. The money hits your account tomorrow, the keys to my cars are in my assistant’s briefcase, and remember, from here on out, you’re me. Got it, BRAD?"
Said Gilberator on: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.6.12