You can’t cremate a person like Ms Rivers.. They’ll leave the furnace full of smoking melted plastic, a probable environmental hazard.
And then her ashes fall back down to the earth and reanimate the local graveyards.
Just plain brilliant.
When someone told her to stick a fork in it, they didn’t just mean for her to do only half the job.
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Said Gilberator on The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.3.13