I should feel sorry for her, because she’ll likely be haunted by that photo for a long time.
But the combination of the Minnie Mouse hair bow and an obvious stupidity so vast that she submitted to her own very public molestation withers my sympathy.
Awesome comment by TF.

Thanks for the compliment, CD. I’m bothered less by the hair bow than the fact that the hair on her left side sweeps over so far, it’s like there’s another head under there.