"Mr. Malkavik, why are you wearing a dress?"
"It’s Malcovich, kid, and this is not a dress, it’s a practical unigarmet that disassembles social perceptions of gender fashion and presents a united statement of rejecting bigotry."
"Oh, but is that a purse?"
"Yes, this is my purse."
Said McFeely Smackup on: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.26.13