I have a weird crush on Putin. I can’t explain it. Maybe the fact that he could judo-throw me to the floor of a helicopter while yelling in Russian about making people disappear and tranquilising tigers …
That, or he’s just cute.
Oh so do it. I had a Russian boyfriend once. They have special powers. Special powers the likes of which Michael Douglas knows all too well.
Me, too, shhhh!
Fuck… big ass Steven is on the loose… shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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