The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 3.16
'As further research, I got Swift’s latest album and played it backwards. Horrible, screechy, anguished sounds of the tormented undead came from the speakers, taunting me to self-immolate my way to damnation. After barely escaping the onslaught, I then realized my CD player doesn’t play songs backwards.'
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Said Frank Burns on: Taylor Swift Is A Time-Traveling Satan Worshipper - 5.13.13