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The Crap We Missed - 5.19.11
Don’t we all.
But some of us had the good fortune to hypno-fuck a mentally challenged pop star into marriage, pregnancies and 18 years of child support payments.
He’ll get his wheelbarrow of nachos….he’s got that taunt dancer’s physique to maintain.
The only thing this Moo Cow dances to is the refrigerator. Also- a life supply of sweatpants can be a a bit pricey…especially now since he knocked up another bimbo. I’m sure the attraction was his winning personality and strong work ethic.
well put, Dr
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