For a real shot at nailing this woman the poster should instead garnish his genitals with cash, jewels or the keys to a Bentley.

Well, of course my testicles are bejeweled.

Hello. My name is Holly. I am a money hungry slut. You qualified? No age discrimination, just have to have a minimum balance of many millions.

just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Looks like your average underwear model in the paper – except not pretty.