“Sir, we are aware of your movies and alleged acting skills. We are still quite uncertain what about this makes you qualified to address this august committee. No, we do not have Jason Bourne on speed dial and how hot your wife is doesn’t really pertai….”
“I banged Blake Lively.”
“The Chair would like to recognize Mister Affleck as an expert in Foreign Relations.”
Said ShitNickel on: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.20.12
The Most Important People is broken, the quotes are in super tiny light grey on white and the slider covers longer quotes.
Sadly, the whole site seems to be broken. This page just reverted to plain text only for me. Comments get posted to wrong picture. The picture jumps before you could finish typing a comment. Sometimes the thumbnail pics don’t appear. Plus now you can’t thumb up/down without signing in. I hope they fix them soon.
This was definitely the best comment this week.