"This big meanie woman said *sniff* I– I was a piece of shit and–”
“It’s alright baby, I’m here. Let it all out.”
“STOP CUTTING ME. Anyway *hiccup* I, I wrote my best poop lines. *sniff* You know, the one where I say ‘I’m gonna shit in your retina?’ Yeah, *sniff* that one. and NOTHING. She just kept on being mean… and… and… *burst into sobs*"