Said JC on: Mitt Romney Seems To Be Holding Up - 11.20.12
Actually no, it’s not, but we’re tired of explaining that to him.
I guess that’s the last turkey of the week. Hope all you carnivores enjoy yours tomorrow.
Back atcha, CD, and the rest of ya.
Enjoy your holiday everyone!
A special Thanksgiving best-wishes from me to all of you who have to put up with volubly intolerant and/or Republican (note how I put “or” in there) relatives each year, or who have family members who routinely get drunk and dredge up old family secrets or long-forgotten episodes, ending the day with a round of teeth gnashing and crying and another year of wounded feelings.
Because I have never ever had a Thanksgiving or a family like that—and for that I am truly thankful.
You know me so well!
So, what the hell am I supposed to do at work for the rest of the week? Oh yeah, online Black Friday shopping. Happy Turkey Day, Fish, Photo Boy… America.
That’s what I was thinking. I’m sure as shit not going to do work. Fish just fucked it all up and now it feels like a Saturday.
Hey, you don’t hear me complaining when my favorite Canadian bloggers take off early in the week for their copycat holiday in October.
(“So what’s your Thanksgiving about? The Indians bringing a goose and beaver pelts so the first fur trappers would survive the harsh winter?”
“Um, I don’t know, eh? I think it’s only aboot bringing in the harvest.”)
I like to think it was about boobs, somehow.
Second best comment ever! (After that Kim K. microphone one)
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Why can’t it be both?
Ha ha ha ha hahahah!
Happy Thanksgiving all you Americans. Eat some turkey and ignore your families for me, would you?
Ok, I’m on it. But I could ensure more success if you change the word “ignore” to “annoy.”
Mitt Romney was so wrong when he said 47% of the people in America don’t pay taxes and leech of the system, it’s more like 50.7%.
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