(clapping, cheering from audience)
“And now, for my next act, I’m going to insert my penis into this woman and simultaneously kiss her at the same time!”
(gasps, cries from the audience)
Said Deacon Jones on: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.12.12


I’m sure it can be done…I just don’t want to see it.
hahahahahaa
Who’s that little bitch kidding? He isn’t getting any fullsized pussy tonight.