“One hundred dollars? That’s very generous of you! Thank you so much, I could really use the money . . . What do you mean the money’s not for me? . . . You selfish bitch! My show got canceled and I’m running out of shoes! I’ll kill you!”
Said ThisWillHurt on: The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition


thought that was Kevin Bacon for a second…was going to have to never play 6 degrees of bacon again to avoid the possibility of someone naming snooki and having to get punched.
Poor Ethan Hawke. What did he do to deserve that?