"Next up on the auction block, ‘Kendall,' Now she’s no Ken doll, she’s 16 years old, long, lean and ready to make that career breaking sex tape. Come on, let’s get those bids going before daddy realizes she’s gone. Do I hear $50…"
Said McFeely Smackup on The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.2.12


This is true. Smackup was there and wrote the transcript.
Chances are small that she will be able to save herself.
LOLS A+++
So young and so pretty, and already lost to the Dark Side.